“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” - John Green, The Fault In our Stars

"I get down right ignorant

when i’m on that clitoris”

danny brown i love you

someone please make over my mannerisms, habits, personality, and so on

I’m so fucking revolting

how the fuck do i get laid this much when I am this gross

dang should i get a crotch tattoo that says “Dangerzone” or “virgin”

Blissey! i like that name

it’s not her real name, it’s just what i like to call her cause i like giving people silly names and she looks like the pokemon Blissey

A message from Anonymous
Take... Take your panties off

why do you think i wear panties?

I was barely outside today

but it was totally waaaay too much being in public

but i had a really nice date with Blissey